Life...

shes sitting watching the soap opera
hes next door banging the neighbor
she thought they were happy
he thought she was GAY...

lifes a crazy mess
watch out it might screw you
like the guy named henry when
he went out on his first date
they meet the internet
on that Eharmony
he thhougt he was meeting a girl
turned out this girl was a guy
a african guy

it was a sad night for Henry he now
uses a wheel chair and a tube to breath
but you better be carefull cuse carma sucks...
that black guy is now in jail..sitting happily on
bubbas lap..sing..that song from lion king IN THE JUNGLE..
or something like that

there was this time i thought the world hated me
i cried and scram why why... i even tried to kill
my self like the guy on tv
turns out im loved but i couldent belive it
turns out my sister realy did love me
but a lil to much for my likeing
she tried to do me...but from the behind

lifes a carazy mess just watch your self and
youll do just fine...

yes guys i wrote this...and many more

Can I cry any longer
For all the pain you have caused
I have to try to act strong
i've tried to smile
but you shot me down like 2 birds with
one stone...

But everything i do
just turns to pain
the kind of pain that makes me,
want to rip out my heart
and serve it to you on a silver platter,
but i dont think even that would be good enoug
for you babe, cuse your like the blood in my viens
i see you, i love you and i need you...

chorus
I SEE YOU I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU (x4)

Deep down i know i hate you
and that you hate me to
but there is no time for these
childish love games
just say you love me
and
ill say I love you to

Chorus
I see YOU I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU(X4)

So as I sit here its 3:05
and im cutting open heart
so i can serve it to you on a silver platter...